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Catskill Comedian Blue

by Johnny "Stickerboy" Owens

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doubleohdevin Beautiful folk with a dollop of Applaachian melancholy. A favorite to sing along to when I want to wear overalls. Favorite track: CCB.
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CCB 05:59
I got lost in your pumpernickel eyes again I’m local 338 ‘til I die my friend Black cherry soda, it runs in my veins I’m always in style, I always wear my jeans just so… CCB I am so CCB I feel like my mother, but not in a good way I still worry about Jerry almost every day I wonder what she was like before I knew her Was she always this… has she always been… CCB? Was she always CCB? I could take up a Baltimore accent Or I could drive north on the winding Taconic I could take all my money and run Or burn down the club and say fuck it... I only work CCB I only work CCB I can see the castle they’ve hidden in the clouds And I can watch them as they touch the ground I don’t look forward, I only look down Cause if I looked up, I’d see it / I’d feel it / I’d notice that I’m... CCB CCB (said) I can see the castle they’ve hidden in the clouds And I can watch them as they kiss the ground I don’t look forward, I only look down Cause if I looked up, I’d see it / I’d feel it / I’d notice that I’m... CCB I am so CCB I am so CCB I am so CCB
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Martha White 02:53
Martha White’s got Hot Rize (™) no baking soda please Spent 20 dollars, on a bag of flour Brought me to my knees Knish in the briar patch Ham on rye So I hear you got Hot Rize (™) in the kugel mama, please… Pea-picking good things A little salt in the acid Couldn’t be believed Brisket in the briar patch Ham on rye Red hair in the morning, black curls at night x2 Little Esthers got Hot Rize (™) no baking soda needed Spent 20 dollars, on a Halloween costume Enemies defeated Grits in the hamantaschen Wine on ice Knish in the briar patch Ham on rye Martha White’s got Hot Rize (™) no baking soda please Spent 51 cents on a bag of flour in 1953 Knish in the briar patch Ham on rye Red hair in the morning, black curls at night Grits in the hamantaschen Wine on ice Red hair in the morning, black curls at night
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Margot Frank 02:56
German pastries on the bus to Amsterdam And Dutch candy, on the bus back to Deutschland Well bless Holland, I feel nothing at all, for Alfred H. Barr I go but for the grace of Margot Frank Holland in its own time for the love of Margot Frank Took 50 years for the trip back from Poland 50 more to come in from out the rain Bless Montreal The Canadian Jew wrote his loveliest song for the beautiful blonde antisemite Holland in its own time for the love of Margot Frank I go but for the love and grace of Margot Frank
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various clinking
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Wit Oak Rag 02:34
I saw your photo in Vogue again and it made me do the Wit Oak Rag No little black train, no 9 pound blues I only did the Wit Oak Rag I saw you light your joint with a 10 dollar bill And it made me do the Wit Oak Rag Zap pop kram along upright raised It made me shout the Wit Oak Rag I saw you mount a red door on your fronting frame And it made me do the Wit Oak Rag I sang an old ballad all the long running day A tune we call the Wit Oak Rag Brown salt dog on a fresh tweed case It made me do the Wit Oak Rag I opened up the magazine and saw your face And it made me do the Wit Oak Rag I saw your photo in Vogue again and it made me do the wit oak rag No little black train, no 9 pound blues i only did the wit oak rag No little black train, no 9 pound blues i only did the wit oak rag
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On Blocks 04:45
Put me on blocks in the front yard ‘Cause you don’t need me today But maybe someday you’ll get around to starting me again It’s pushing 105 and I’m rusted There’s a beautiful raking light on the parking lot Just a spin around the block would do me wonders For my stiff little frame Now no one is to blame, so let’s get on It’s not funny when you call me Edsel Handle’s broke on the passenger But you can use the other door And climb across the console Been on blocks for the better part of my life since manufacture I can hear the neighbors ask when you’ll finally cut your loss Just a spin around the block would do me wonders For my stiff little frame Now no one is to blame, so let’s get on G-d damn raccoon’s been living in the wheel well And winter’s coming fast Too many years have passed Just sitting here in the weeds Til then im on blocks in the front yard ‘Cause you didn't need me today Maybe someday you will remember that I’m there Just a spin around the block would do me wonders For my stiff little frame Now no one is to blame, so let’s get on
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I’d pay off all this credit if you’d love me I’d leave you if it’d make you any happier I’ve been keeping my dirty hands clean And i told you that i promised to be better Cause kid you were making me happier Til you let me down Hell you were holding me up boy Til you let me drown I don’t kill you like i used to You don’t find me funny like you did back then I don’t kill you like i Never really knew you at all I dont crack you up just like i used to Filing the bars all down to nothing With every try to run away Leaving me with broken idols And thoughts of being shallow and tame I’ve got thoughts of being shallow and tame So many thoughts of being shallow and tame I don’t kill you like i used to You don’t find me funny like you did back then I don’t kill you like i Never really knew you at all I dont crack you up just like i used to Cause kid you were making me happier Til you let me down Hell you were holding me up boy Til you let me drown I don’t kill you like i used to You don’t find me funny like you did back then I don’t kill you like i Never really knew you at all I dont crack you up just like i used to
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I don’t feel at my best I don’t know what you meant by it’s all in your head No this is not a test This is just you and the things that you think you have left Behind you So where’d this leave us off Is there a chance that you think we could ever get caught Now that’s a novel thought Let’s hope that nobody happens to ever get smart To us and our part in this plan I’m wasting borrowed time I never met a Katherine that I didn’t like I don’t have much to claim I don’t own anything that I can’t just give away So I might change my name And go and keep to myself out at somewhere that’s safe Without you I’m wasting borrowed time But I never met a Katherine that i didn’t like I never met a Katherine that I didn’t like I don’t feel at my best I don’t know what you mean by it’s all in your head no it’s not a test It is just you and the things that you think you have left Behind you
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Rat Dog 04:01
I’m a rat dog just sniffing the seams Searching for something that I’ve never seen When I find it I’ll finally be All that they promised me that I could be They said “you could be anything” So honey take me to your room Come on let me try on your clothes Summer camp where we filed our horns Teacher filled all our heads with swords They said hard work would keep us warm I knew they were saying something more I’m not paranoid I’m not paranoid I’m not paranoid Honey take me to your room Come on let me try on your clothes I’m not being rude I just know what i like Nothing but gap-toothed lovers babe For the natural rest of my unnatural life Honey take me to your room Please let me try on your clothes Honey take me to your room Please let me try on your clothes
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Fake Cowboy 03:44
I’m a phony wrangler and a fake cowboy I play Roy Rogers and i play Gene Autry Never been one for ramblin’ But damn I look good Could call me Billy Blazes and I won’t say a word I’m not lying I’m just acting I’m just doing my job
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Queens 03:37
Do I often cross your mind? You’re on mine, from time to time And the wondering is hard Remembering is tough When the time has wandered off But the feeling never does Once I been to Queens But I can’t go back that way again Ran into the police Now I can’t go back that way again That’s the way I remember you Drinking on the train with me As we often used to do Thats the realest stitch And the heartfelt type of always That I’ve been hearing of Once I been to Queens But I can’t go back that way again Ran into the police Now I can’t go back that way again If you don’t talk Then it’s quiet If you don’t talk Then it’s silent So sleep well When you do sleep And get well Buy whatever you need And come down If you ever want to i’ll be here waiting when you do Once I been to Queens But I can’t go back that way again Ran into the police Now I can’t go back that way again x2
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I didn’t talk to you for years And the first time that i did We both lost our minds I forgot your new address And i couldn’t ask again But i know that with time I’ll forget more than i’ll ever know I’ve forgotten more than i’ll ever know Guess i forget that you’re so much taller than me I turned 26 today And by the next time that we talk I'm sure that i'll be at least 34 I don't write often like i used to And i can't remember how i ever did before What was it that you said? I had my back against the wall In the kitchen where we met I was so overwhelmed You were so tall I’ll forget more than i'll ever know Yes I’ve forgotten more than i'll ever know Guess i forgot that you’re so much taller I forgot that you’re so much taller I forgot that you’re so much taller than me
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Where you been? Where you been? There was a rumor going around Wish you would have told me where you were Why couldn’t you have called me, when you got back in town? Waited so long, waited so long, waited so long for your call Missed you so much, you were so long gone Watched you talking on an old film Grew my hair long to hide my face Thought i hurt bad, I was so wrong You sang to me, I didn’t listen Watched the corners of your mouth curl When you went missing, I didn’t notice You move so silent, I talk so loud oh where you been, where you been? There was a rumor going around Wish you could have told me where you were Why couldn’t you have called me when you got back in town? Waited so long, waited so long, waited so long for your call Sang your old songs, left you shoes out I sat a long time on the front porch Grew my hair long to hide my face Thought I hurt bad, I was so wrong Missed you so much, you were so long gone Watched you talking on an old film Sang to me, I didn’t listen You move so silent, I talk so loud Where you been? Where you been? There was a rumor going around Wish you would have told me where you were Why couldn’t you have called me when you got back in town? Waited so long, wanted so long, waisted so long for your call Where you been?
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Landlord 03:31
I’ll know that I’m not worried about dying when I forget my last dream where I woke up in the house of my grandmother singing, while the landlord’s knocking. She pretends she doesn’t hear him, when the money’s running low. Her mouth makes silver sounds when mine doesn’t Now the only songs we’re singing are the only truths we know. And I mean it, sure enough. Sure as a deadbeat lies, sure as a dog dies. Forgive me if I feel ashamed. She’d tell me to listen to my father’s humming. That it could teach me a lot more than a book could ever say. But he’s mostly been quiet since the landlord decided That there’s no use in running, when the hounds are still at bay. His mouth made silver sounds, now it doesn’t. Now all he does is listen for knocking at the door. And I mean it, sure enough. Sure as a deadbeat lies, sure as a dog dies. Forgive me if I feel ashamed.
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Froggy went a courtin and he did ride Sword and a pistol by his side He rode right up to miss Mousie’s door Gave 3 taps and it fell on the floor He took miss Mousie on his knee And said miss Mousie will you marry me? Mousie said “I don’t know about that I’ll have to talk it over with my Uncle Rat” “Without Uncle Rat’s consent, i wouldn’t marry the president” Froggy was born at the bottom of a well And the mouse was born up in the mill When Uncle Rat gave his consent The weasel made the publishment What will she have for a wedding gown? A piece of the hide of an old white hound Where will the wedding supper be? Way over yonder in a hollow tree What will the wedding supper be? Frog said “fried mosquito and a roasted flea” What will the wedding supper be? Rat sad “butter beans and a black eyed pea” The owl did hoot and the birds they sang And through the woods the music rang Hi mo hi mo we’re afraid of the pharaohs King kong kitchie kitchie ki me o First guest in was a big june bug He danced around with a half a pint jug Second guest was a bumblebee Danced around with a fiddle on his knee Third come in was a little grey moth She laid out as a tablecloth Then come in was a little grey mouse Said hey mr Froggy can I rent you a house? Last come in was an old tom cat He ate the mouse and he ate the rat Froggy went swimming across the lake And got swallowed up by a big black snake
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When I die, no I won’t come back Not for all the love there is I’ll fade gladly into black When I die, no I won’t come back I’m not gunna live, in a body again Not for all the love I’ve known So I swear, to you my friend I’m not give live, in a body again I’ve been here one and 20 times And loved everything I had I called so many feelings mine I’ve been here one and 20 times 49 days for to make my mind 49 days and 49 nights 49 days just to decide 49 days to make my mind That when I die, I won’t come back no When I die, I won’t come back

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A new collection of Stickerboy songs, recorded during the 2020 shutdown. These home recordings feature previously unreleased Stickerboy tracks, as well as reworked versions of "Comedian's Lament", "Landlord", and the traditional song "Froggy Went A' Courtin".

Goodbye 5780, ring in 5781 with "CATSKILL COMEDIAN BLUE"

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released September 18, 2020

All sounds performed and recorded by Johnny "Stickerboy" Owens except:
Vocals on "Queens" by Emilia Shaffer-Del Valle
Barks on "Rat Dog" by Pigpen "Penny" Owens-Glascott

Mix Engineering, Master Engineering, additional creative direction, and emotional support by Andrew Schuyler

Album artwork by Johnny "Stickerboy" Owens
with additional Art Direction by Emily Glascott

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Solo music of multi-instrumentalist John Owens, a printmaker based out of Kingston, New York.

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